Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
(via renloras)
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
(via faburry)
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
example of being corrected on tumblr not going wrong
(via littlesammythemoose)
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like he’s aggressively screaming meow?
No?
Okay,
JESUS YOU’RE RIGHT
i have seen this meow on my dash for ages and now i cant even remember what hes really sayin
“shoot him NOW”
nah “MEOW” is funnier
(via littlesammythemoose)
If you don’t think history is amusing, you clearly haven’t seen Adolf Hitler in shorts
pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey:
Zis if from mein spring collection
(via cuuthber-t)
The motto of the Supernatural fandom
and the Sherlock fandom
and The Doctor Who fandom.
Don’t you mean
Every. Fandom. Ever.
Stephen Colbert gets it.
the shower is made of tears
(Source: awesome-, via littlesammythemoose)
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
(via punziepond)
I’m sorry.
It had to be done.Ok,You really did it now!
I HAD TO SCROLL BACK UP AND REBLOG OMG
Allow me to play you the song of my people.
where can i download this
oh dear
at first I was like okay this is that violin tune from spongebob
but then i noticed how long it was
and right when i started thinking ‘okay there’s got to be more to this, where is this going’
IT HIT
^Literally my face when it hit
THANK YOU FOR THIS
AT FIRST I SAID TO MYSELF “OH WELL I FOUND THE ORIGINAL, LONG VERSION”
SO I KEPT SCROLLING AND LISTENING TO IT
AND THEN IT HAPPENED
AND I
(Source: eoyama, via punziepond)
justin bieber getting hit in the head from three different angles
(via pantsareunwelcome)
thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done
2460-DONE
(via punziepond)
MY MOM FUCKING USED MY RAZOR TO SHAVE HER LEGS
I AM SO BEYOND DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW
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